So today, I was watching my 6 year old brother and decided to cook a frozen dinner for him.
I told him to wash his hands, and he went to go do it... Or so I thought...
I'm setting his food on the table when he poked my back and showed me his hands.
He said "look! My hands are sparkly and clean!"
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO YOUR HANDS, BOY!?"
Turns out, he stuck his hands in a box of gold glitter because he didn't want to wash his hands.